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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but now you look like Bertie ahern.
I wish for world peace.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but you live on Mars.
I wish I could predict the future..
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but the future alters every time you make the prediction, much to the amuzement of the staff in the physciatric institution you are residing in.

I wish that I was master of the universe!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but Mr President the script read " I wish to master a car in reverse"

I wish I knew how Jacobs got the figs in the Fig rolls
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wish I knew how Jacobs got the figs in the Fig rolls


Ok that must be a tough one ........................... now for an equally tough wish

I wish that we will have rain free weather for the next two week in the "sunny" south east. ............ I think I could be looking for a miracle.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:32 pm    Post subject: FIG ROLLS Reply with quote

Wish granted for the fig roll mystery.........Jacobs don't put the figs into the fig rolls,the figs are already there!


That still leaves the next wish that Foamcutter asked for.

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I wish that we will have rain free weather for the next two week in the "sunny" south east. ............ I think I could be looking for a miracle.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

inishindie,

I wont be greedy the fig roll wish is enough........................... anyway miracles do take a good bit longer.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

foamcutter wrote:


I wish that we will have rain free weather for the next two week in the "sunny" south east. ............ I think I could be looking for a miracle.


Wish granted, rainy weather replaced by storms.

I wish my dog did not shed hair.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but your Peruvian hairless dog doesn't shed.

I wish that when it rained it washed my car & van.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but the rain was acid and washed them away, i wish i was a tree.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ray wrote:
i wish i was a tree.


Wish granted. Look forward to standing on top of a windswept bog for 50 years.
I wish alcohol fuelled violence would end.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted - all vehicles are now very well behaved after a trip to the garage!

I wish I could speak fluent Irish (this language course is REALLY tough!)

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